HoHoHo gobble Cough

Not feeling well right now, I think I have a fever or something. Just trying to drink tons of water so I pee a lot. So you know the cousin that is living with me? Here he is. The one on the left. Well, his family came over from Fremont to stay with me over Thanksgiving. Yea, including this 9 year old demon child. Man, burning my water and vaseline. Eating my turkey leg...
He's hogging my ps3 right now playing Call of Duty 4. He has no idea what he is doing, just shooting up the screen and overheating my ps3. Major overheating...
I'm a mean cousin, here is how he really looks like:
Watching: Family Guy
Listening: Buggin' Out - A Tribe Called Quest