WTH!?!?!?!?!?

I hate it already. I have to buy a new book and read more on top of the summer reading requirement. And finish a two page essay by the first day of school."We expect no less from you than students at Stanford, UC Berkeley or UC Santa Cruz so in preparation for being ready to work! Read below."

Ok ok, there is a reason why we are at San Jose State and not at Stanford or Cal or even a banana slug... it's not because we are of the same calibur of UC students but because we aren't. You can't expect swimmers from Germany to do what swimmers from the US can do in the olympics right? Well anyways, here it goes, college begins now! And where it says I have 2 weeks to complete the assignment, I don't.